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August 29 Hay,do you just to get a little sausage?!星期五 的確無聊
我給我自己的工作就是清理之前未看的EMAIL將近五百多封
意外的找到這篇文章.........
有的女生可能覺得很有道理
但是我沒什麼感覺
星期五坐在Cafe Sugar
是我的鼻子有毛病
明明是研磨咖啡的香味
深吸到我鼻子裡腦海中出現的影像卻是
馬桶噴得到處拉兮的屎味令我做噁
不思義的是
我卻毫無表情的繼續坐在這裡打字
祝大家有個愉快的週末
就當陪伴我練習英文閱讀能力吧
沒興趣的人請自動跳過
Women over 40 By CBS 60 Minutes host Andy Rooney: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! TrackbacksThe trackback URL for this entry is: http://chiaos.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!8DB8F8FA76259AAF!1538.trak Weblogs that reference this entry
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